THIS STORY IS ABOUT MY WIFE SHOWING ME HOW TO CATCH FISH. WE WENT ON VACATION WITH OUR FRIENDS. WE RENTED A CABIN TOGATHER. THE GUYS WENT FISHING EVERY MORNING. SKIING IN THE AFTERNOON. FISHING IN THE EVENING. CARDS AT NIGHT. WE ALWAYS HAD A GREAT TIME.
WE HAD NOT DONE WELL FISHING. THE GIRLS KIDDED US ABOUT NOT BRINGING HOME ANYTHING TO EAT. ONE MORNING WE HAD GONE OUT EARLY AND CAME IN AT NOON, EMPTY HANDED. WE HAD USED LIVE BAIT, THAT WE HAD NETTED AND WE USED WORMS AND WE USED ARTIFICIAL LURES. NOTHING WORKED! SO WE WENT IN FOR LUNCH AND SOME FUN ON THE BEACH WITH THE GIRLS.
WHEN WE PULLED UP TO THE DOCK, MY WIFE MET US TO SEE OUR CATCH. SHE SAID “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN’T GET ANY FISH!” — SHE SAID “LET ME HAVE THAT ROD” SHE PICKED UP A JITTER BUG LURE AND PUT IT ON. SHE WALKED TO THE END OF THE DOCK AND CAST THE LURE NEAR THE EDGE OF A WEED BEG. SHE STARTED TO REEL IN THE LURE. A NICE LARGEMOUTH BASS TOOK THE LURE. SHE BROUGHT IN THE BASS, TURNED TO US AND SAID “I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS !” WHAT COULD WE SAY?
WANT A JITTER BUG OR ANY FISHING GEAR? DO A SEARCH FOR YOUR NEEDS. MY WIFE SAID “IT’S THERE !”